Military Humor

Who invented sex? A Marine and a Soldier were sitting in a bar one day arguing which was the superior service. After a swig of beer the Marine says, “Well we had Iwo Jima.” Arching his eyebrows, the Soldier replies, “We had the Battle of Normandy. Much bigger.” The Marine then says, “We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!” The Soldier nodding in agreement, says, “But we had the Green Mountain Boys.” The argument continued until the Marine comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says….”The Marines invented sex!” The Soldier replies, “That is true, but it was the Army who introduced it to women.”